Doppelganger

I was curious to see what showed up under a Google search for my name: I wanted to know if potential blog-readers could find the blog and if potential employers could find anything disturbing (not that I do anything disturbing...ever). But I was naive to be worried about this little blog, because I've got bigger problems. This is what came up:


Sooo...I'm already screwed. While this (apparently unfindable) blog could only hurt my chances with homphobic, dinosaur-averse employers who love love love Catcher in the Rye, one Google search of my correctly-spelled name, and bam, I'm a porn store star.  No wonder I don't have a job!  This store may be "Good for Her," but it's terrible for me. (Do you think I at least get a doppelganger discount?)

P.S. Honestly, I think the part that bothers me most about this result is that people might think I "love cats." THAT'S disturbing.
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Anonymous
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February 10, 2010 at 1:50 PM delete

You should search in Bing for yourself too. I can't find anything in Google, but Bing makes the blog pop right up, first page hit. I was pulling up webpages I did as a freshman in college with Bing that Google can't find. Scary shit.

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Michelle
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February 10, 2010 at 2:38 PM delete

memoryyyyy

all alone in the mooooonlight....

alison, what are you talking about? you LOVE cats.

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Alison Lee
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February 10, 2010 at 3:10 PM delete

Maybe you're "Anonymous" because you are a liar:

http://www.bing.com/search?q=alison+lee&go=&form=QBLH&qs=n&sc=1-10

http://www.bing.com/search?q=alison+lee+blog&go=&form=QBRE&qs=n

http://www.bing.com/search?q=alison+lee+boomstick&go=&form=QBRE&qs=n

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Pgood
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February 10, 2010 at 5:04 PM delete

So, I hear you're a fabulous cook!

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