"Amanda" Is Not A Good Drag Name (say it slowly)

My parents are awesome, and they sent me the absolute best Valentine's Day card of all time. Beat this, anyone:

Why are the trannies in a grocery store? In evening clothes? Are those melons for their boobs? Then what are the bananas for? There are many unanswered questions about the card, but this isn't one of them: do my parents know me, or what?
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