The Worst Twilight Trailer Yet

This news story might be the best thing to ever come out of the Twilight franchise. (If you disagree, you might want to check out 10 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight on CraveOnline.)  Taylor Lautner, whom I would previously have called the least annoying of all the annoying super-kids in Twilight, ordered a custom-made R.V. to be delivered to the set of his new movie.  When McMahon R.V. didn't delivered his trailer in time, Lautner resorted to the kind of behavior typical of an American teenage movie-star: he sued McMahon for breach of contract and, of course, emotional distress.

What makes this story interesting is McMahon's response. He challenged Lautner to a push-up contest.
"We at McMahon's understand that people are afraid of werewolves and vampires," [said] McMahon. "My guys aren't."
Zing! Unsurprisingly, Lautner refused the contest, prompting rumors that his muscles are actually just painted on. (Those rumors started here.) I'm picturing something like The Situation's Back Abs:



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